January 2012
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
December 2011
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gigglingbean:
Tumblr famous in this bitch
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
natibelmania:
01/01/2012,12:01AM
heyfunniest:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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You look pretty today. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
What, was I ugly yesterday?
i actually hate when people add “today” i get mega pissed
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
virtualanomoly:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Forget the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
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heyfunniest:
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"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
heyfunniest:
Yea Mom, I am.
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